#frozen   
crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

#not that i'll ever personally use this   #future reference   #but it's actually hilarious   #lol   
#lol   

darjeelingandcoke said: I thought the g was a misspelling. :)

Pfffft, my chin never makes mistakes.

#darjeelingandcoke   #replies   

missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

#gpoy   
m3ntal-alchemy:

me-loving-you:

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Baby
#*   
I have two daughters, so I’m raising two future women. Maybe! I mean, one of them might be a guy later. It’s possible. It could happen. Someday one of my daughters could be like ‘Dad, I’m really a guy’ and I’ll be like ‘Alright well let’s get you a dick, honey. We’ll get you the nicest dick in town.’

Louis CK (reason #94826 why he’s the best comedian)

Somewhere along the way, Louis CK become society’s ideal father and I’m 100% okay with this.

(via mildlyamused)

#lgbt   
jesspgallo:

Bang //

jesspgallo:

Bang //

#ag   
#rookie blue   #baby   

valchmerkovskiy:

"The art of taking off your shirt"Tutorial by Valentin Chmerkovskiy (Requested by Anon)

#ab